Philadelphia Eagles move to Indianapolis

[Tim-Colts]

On March 28, 2041, Tim Hoover (1973-current), owner of the once-mighty Philadelphia Eagles, moves the team to Indianapolis. Without any sort of public announcement, Hoover hired movers to pack up the team’s offices in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, in the middle of the night, while the city of Philadelphia slept. Rumor has it the city refused to build a new stadium and was threatened by Hoover that the team would likely move. The local city council then voted on March 27 to take imminent domain of the franchise thereby relieving the team from Tim Hoover's ownership without any compensation. Tim Hoover personally painted a huge middle finger on the side of the practice facility before getting in the truck to leave town!

[Jerry-Redskins]

Reverse Ravens.......

[Tim-Colts]

This was a rip off of the real Indianapolis Colts move from Baltimore to Indy. The damn Baltimore mayor and city council thought they would take the team from Bob Irsay using imminent domain, which is another term for Communist Takeover.

[Dean-Atlanta]

Opposite of my team's move out of Kansas City where fans gave us the middle finger and rented FIVE extra Mayflower trucks they parked outside the stadium in addition to the two we rented for the move to Atlanta.

No eminent domain/communist takeover was needed. We told the city council in Kansas City that toilet called Arrowhead Stadium is all yours!