Cincinnati...

[Mitch-Oilers]

If Dan didn't have bad luck, he would have no luck at all this season.

[Dean-Atlanta]

I agree, Dan's team is a lot stronger than the 1-7 record indicates. I thought I had a solid game plan the week I played him and won by 7.

[Steve-LA Chargers]

If Dan has bad luck, the Chargers are just cursed.

Weather: 60 degrees, partly sunny, wind SW 11 mph, humidity 80%

Stadium: Foxboro Stadium, Foxboro

New England's ball on their 30 yard line. First and 10 to go. 15:00 left in
the first quarter. The score is Los Angeles 0, New England 0.

New England's K1 #4 Matt Gay kicks off to Los Angeles's HB3 #38 Damien
Harris. Harris downs the ball in the end zone for a touchback. First down,
Los Angeles! First and 10 to go. That was WASHKICK2 (88) against LAdkickI
(88).

Los Angeles's ball on their 20 yard line. First and 10 to go. 14:55 left in
the first quarter. The score is Los Angeles 0, New England 0.

Los Angeles's QB1 #4 Justin Herbert fumbles the ball. The ball is recovered
by New England's S1 #32 Malik Hooker. Hooker runs for a gain of just over 7
yards. Hooker is tackled by HB1 #36 Dalvin Cook. First down, New England!
First and 10 to go. That was SF24ort6 (88) against DN23PM11 (88).

New England's ball on Los Angeles's 10 yard line. First and 10 to go. 14:48
left in the first quarter. The score is Los Angeles 0, New England 0.

The pass from New England's QB1 #1 Marcus Mariota is caught by TE1 #87 Irv
Smith Jr. for a gain of almost 9 yards. Smith Jr. is tackled by Los
Angeles's S2 #34 Marquise Blair. Second and less than 2 to go. That was
NE1YCrsX (74) against LACRM32d (74).

New England's ball on Los Angeles's 2 yard line. Second and less than 2 to
go. 14:19 left in the first quarter. The score is Los Angeles 0, New
England 0.

New England's QB1 #1 Marcus Mariota gives to HB1 #35 Nick Chubb. Chubb runs
for a gain of almost 2 yards. Touchdown, New England! That was AZ26RLTS
(165) against Los Angeles's SSrm344G (165).

New England's ball on Los Angeles's 2 yard line. First and goal. 14:07 left
in the first quarter. The score is Los Angeles 0, New England 6.

New England's K1 #4 Matt Gay kicks for the extra point. The kick is good.
That was BCFGPAT (4) against Los Angeles's SFFGXPD2 (13).

[Rich-League Officer]

Herbert and those 67 hands are not helping

[Dean-Atlanta]

That is one of the reasons QB Joshua Dobbs is no longer starting in KC, he had 66 HA and one season lead the league in fumbles.

[Justin-Chicago]

If Dan has bad luck, the Chargers are just cursed.

the curse of Ryan Finley?

[Mitch-Oilers]

Didn't Dobbs lead Carolina to the Super Bowl?

[Dan-Cincinnati]

You make your own luck around here guys. My coaching has been awful for a few years. Next season I’m planning a turnaround

[Mitch-Oilers]

It's the Cincinnati curse... Move to Buffalo or Miami...

[Rich-League Officer]

Dan's biggest problem is he has prioritized that damn baby of his!
Once he learns that as these kids get older, they just disappoint you