The Raven 2025

[Shuggy-Packers]

Shortly after his team's victory over New England in Week 12, Shuggy walked to his office window and opened it. There it was—the Raven, the ominous bird of legend—sitting on the roof. Shuggy gasped and stepped away from the window. Suddenly, the Raven flew in, its ebony feathers and red eyes strikingly menacing as it perched atop the Packers' office bookcase. It remained there, and Shuggy found himself glancing up to his left or sliding his eyes, keeping his head still, trying to locate the source of the threatening sound that echoed in his mind: "nevermore."

The bird's unblinking red eyes seemed to communicate a message. The only other bird that managed to chase it away was a cardinal, which drove the Raven off the FBPro pixel football field. Shuggy understood the message: the Raven signaled that it would lose "nevermore."

Six days after it had flown through his window, the Raven took off for Pittsburgh, never to return to Green Bay again. Free from the shadow of the eerie figure with its piercing red eyes and haunting "nevermore," Shuggy took another handful of Mox's mushrooms and looked at the screen displaying the score: Packers 23, Ravens 3.

[Dean-Atlanta]

Future opponents may not fear the Ravens again after what Green Bay did to them...

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