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This guy will be leading the offense when we smoke Oakland this weekend...

Hang on! I can't breathe! Let me catch my breath! My sides! My sides!

Official statement from the Oakland front office:

"Challenge accepted."

Dobbs is too smart to be on drugs (actually is, see his major at Tennessee) but he has a medical condition that might require prescription meds...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Dobbs

Speaking of drugs, if the schedule in the league files is right, we won't be playing The Thorazine Bowl this season...

Unless we get a Detroit vs Kansas City Super Bowl