The Shuggy Files allegedly released

[Dean-Atlanta]

A few weeks before the start of the 2047 season, a Q drop alleged that Atlanta coach Chambers and Green Bay coach Shuggy had hatched a plan to ensure the Packers would make the playoffs this season. The drop lacked any specifics on how they would get the Packers into post-season. The recently alleged leaking of the Shuggy files, which have not yet been verified as authentic, reveal a meeting between the two coaches, where they devised the plan under the influence of consuming some of Mox's mushrooms and 80 cc of adrenochrome. The plan appeared to include Atlanta defeating Minnesota and Seattle while Green Bay would defeat Philly and Washington. There was no mention of the Packers defeating the Giants or the Falcons defeating the Cardinals. It is also unclear how Atlanta defeating Green Bay aided in the alleged plan.

If Ron Watkins is the source of the alleged Q drop, it would be clear this report has no credibility at all. When asked about the issue, Chambers said, "we're focused on playing the Patriots this weekend and letting Coach Moxs have all the mushrooms he wants." Coach Shuggy deflected from the issue, and responded, "you can all thank ME for taking out The Raven and exposing The Headless Horseman as a fraud."