PNFL

Ranking the current pantheon of the PNFL using the Greek god structure. Current coaches only. Based mostly on playoff performance (or lack of it) the league is starting to look like this:

PNFL Major Olympian Gods
(Must have won a Super Bowl against another PNFL Major Olympian God)
NYJ - Thomas
CHI - Justin
WAS - Jerry (Beat Rich)

PNFL Minor Olympian Gods
(Won a Super Bowl but not against a PNFL Major Olympian God)
HOU - Mitch
BUF - Steve

PNFL Primordial Gods
(Have made it to the Super Bowl but haven’t won it)
MIN - Barney
SF - Charlie
ATL - Dean

PNFL Titan Gods
(Have won a playoff game but have not made it to the Super Bowl)
PIT - Donovon
PHI - Dan/James
JAX - Matt

PNFL Demigods
(Made it to the playoffs but lost in first round)
LVR - Neil
NYG - Shawn
DEN Brian
NE - Moxs
IND - Tim

PNFL Minions
(No playoffs yet)
SEA - Mark
GB - Shuggy

Based on how I think they will do in the 2046 season alone, I would rank them this way. And Yes the top 8 are the playoff teams if this ranking is true.

1. CHI - Justin
2. NYJ - Thomas
3. MIN - Barney
4. HOU - Mitch
5. BUF - Steve
6. WAS - Jerry
7. SF - Charlie
8. DEN Brian
9. PIT - Donovon
10. PHI - Dan/James
11. NE - Moxs
12. IND - Tim
13. SEA - Mark
14. ATL - Dean
15. GB - Shuggy
16. NYG - Shawn
17. JAX - Matt
18. LVR - Neil

Thanks, Steve! This is the first time anyone other than a woman has referred to me as a Primordial God.

Trophy is in the case. I guess the rain and two phantom penalties for the 49ers were Karma coming back to bite me.