QB Captain Kirk announces fairwell tour!!

[Matt-Jacksonville]

Jacksonville, FL - Today Captain James T. Kirk announced this will most likely be his last season in the PNFL. He said while it hasn't always been the illustrious career he had hoped for he still has enjoyed his time in the PNFL. When asked what his plans were for the future, he had this to say, "Well, I was recently contacted by some friends of mine about joining them on a five year voyage aboard their spaceship. Not sure what they meant, but it sounds like it might be fun."

[Mitch-Oilers]

Are the rumors true that he is joining his boyhood friend, Elon, at SpaceX?

[Matt-Jacksonville]

Yes! There are also rumors out of Cape Canaveral of a pointy eared man speaking with Elon.