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After record low home game attendance and missing the playoffs, the Kansas City Chiefs are relocating to Houston. The franchise will take on the Oilers name and logo.

Coach Graul shared with the PNFL News, "Houston is where we've wanted to be all year. We experimented with Kansas City, but it just wasn't a good fit. Luv ya, Blue!"

Dean Jr?

No need to insult Dean, James.

PNFL News - Update

The City of Kansas City has decided to provide special tax incentives to the Chiefs organization to stay in Kansas City. The Chiefs will now stay in Kansas City for the 2043 season.

We reached the Houston mayor for comment, "Well, this sucks!"